George Carlin's new rules for 2008

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (MP3AA) — Fri, 16 May 2008 06:10:41 GMT

Yeah.
You'd keep your IT job looking like that!

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (HatefulMusic) — Thu, 15 May 2008 23:43:17 GMT

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (MP3AA) — Thu, 15 May 2008 19:15:34 GMT

Theo's new look.

Dashing!

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (HatefulMusic) — Thu, 15 May 2008 18:19:57 GMT

"If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?' "

I got another tat last night. Want fries with your new IT architecture?

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (52media) — Thu, 15 May 2008 17:05:57 GMT

I figured out years ago that the human species is totally fucked and has been for a long time. I also know that the sick, media-consumer culture in America continues to make this so-called problem worse. But the trick, folks, is not to give a fuck. Like me. I really don't care.

the older i get the more i feel this way, great read regardless of who wrote it, thanks Colonel

btw anything going on in Nashvegas tomorrow night?????

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (Sir Reel) — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:31:21 GMT

New Rule 4: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: 'Lucky bastards.'

I actually agree with that one. I have a memory.

Re: tattoos, y'all are some old fuckers. The tattoo thing has won. I don't like it either, I consider it stupid to permanently brand your body, but the youngans have decided it's perfectly ok. Hired that girl with no tattoos, did you?...

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (MP3AA) — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:18:26 GMT

I'd expect no less from the Hippy Dippy Weatherman.
And if you remember the Hippy Dippy Weatherman YER FOOKIN' OLD!!!!!

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (axella) — Wed, 14 May 2008 15:44:35 GMT

I also know that the sick, media-consumer culture in America

I'm assuming this includes those who buy George Carlin CDs and DVDs.

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (MP3AA) — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:33:47 GMT

Yeah, we already knew that.
Some good ones regardless.

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (Al Steen) — Wed, 14 May 2008 14:04:43 GMT

(Ed Note: There is a new bogus Carlin email circulating, which you can see here - it's utterly NOT Carlin's work. New Note [06/01]: Another bogus Carlin piece about life going backwards (also available here and 48,000 other places online). This one has also been attributed to Robert Benson and Andy Rooney. [06/01]: More lists of jokes [ie: "When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?"] being forwarded around the Internet that are not Carlin. It...

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (axella) — Wed, 14 May 2008 13:30:51 GMT

Truer words were never said.

Indeed. Yet I continually hear young (chronically unemployed) people crapping on about their right to self-expression as they walk around looking like something that once would've appeared in a carnival sideshow.

It may be old-fashioned and "unfair", but people lining up to board an airplane, whether or not they consciously realise it, feel "safer" when their aircraft is being flown by people who look...

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (MP3AA) — Wed, 14 May 2008 12:27:43 GMT

If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, 'Do you want fries with that?'

Truer words were never said.

Re: George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (pitchfork) — Wed, 14 May 2008 11:32:14 GMT

If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men

haha!

George Carlin's new rules for 2008

feeds@yuku.com (ColonelLee) — Wed, 14 May 2008 10:28:45 GMT

emailed to me:

GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008

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